


…and getting to know the little Grinch that lives within each one of us, and lies mostly dormant throughout the rest of the year.
It's in my soul.He’s darling and charming and two
Not a care in the world
When “problems” are mended with glue
He’s darling and charming and two
When all that you’re told must be true
Innocent bliss just unfurled
He’s darling and charming and two
Not a care in the world!
Here's another one that I really liked. It was inspired by this quote:
Who loves not women, wine, and song, remains a fool his whole life long.—Martin Luther
Why should the Devil get all the good tunes?
The booze and the neon, and Saturday night
The swaying in darkness, the lovers like spoons
Why should the Devil get all the good tunes?
And then hum them to us on the sad afternoons
On the long lonesome Sundays, he sings them for spite
Why should the Devil get all the good tunes?
The booze and the neon, and Saturday night!
--A.E.Stallings
Come on! Don't tell me you're not at least tempted to try. They're so much fun! The kids wrote some really cute ones that they absolutely would not let me post. (sigh)
I love you all, and Merry Christmas!

It’s just so easy.
I get out of bed in the morning, and before I know it…
Did you sleep well?
- “Yes, thank you!” (Awful night!)
I made your eggs for you
- “Wow! Look at that! I love sunny-side up!” (eww!!!)
Are you drinking coffee?
- “Oh, this? In my cup? Decaf…” (uhh…God in Heaven, who’s eye is in every place…I…I)
…so do you understand?
- “Yes, I think that’s brilliant!” (I have no idea what you are talking about!)
Surprise! I hung your laundry for you!
- “Oh! You’re an angel!” (mental cringe; arg…my clothes!)
Have you been crying?
- “Allergy”
…
And I could go on.
That’s the awful, awful truth.
I’m afraid to count, but in light of this "survey", I think I will.
I will start today on the road to recovery.
I will count my lies, and I promise that I will try my best to stop.
The day I can keep them down to two or three a week, I’ll buy myself a shiner-prize, and this world will be a better place.